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Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26714) - you deserved it (7264)

On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version

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#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up.

just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

#9 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:24am by inlimbo11

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Best wakeup call ever. I've never kneed my fiancee in the stomach though lol. Position yourself better next time?

#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 2:36am by Joeku

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