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Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (8582)

On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version

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#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up.

just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

#9 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:24am by inlimbo11

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lol pwned

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:37pm by firstnlast77

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