Today, I walked in on my elderly great-great aunt sitting on her recliner in the living room. There was porn on the TV. Thinking that this was an accidental channel change, I asked, "What in the world are you watching!?" She replied in her sweet frail voice, "Two lesbians getting it on!" FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
lolololololol this is fantastic.
I love old people too :')
isn't a FYL or YDI though, it's just awesome xD
#171 - On 01/31/2010 at 3:57am by giiiiinge
Your life is AWESOME. To have an elderly individual like that to talk to just about whenever I want would be like instant humor gratification.
#6 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:00pm by couldbeworse55
LOL. At least she wasn't having a heart attack or anything. Sounds like her ticker is pretty healthy!
Your aunt is awesome. This is epic, though not really an FML.
#19 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:10pm by Callyn
your grandma likes lesbians... and old people are hilarious so just accept it as funny and sit down and enjoy
... oh and tell this story at her funeral! haha everyone will love it i promise
#23 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:21pm by kwbuzz23wk
Waytago granma!! lol. I hope I'm still active like that when I'm an old man
#30 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:35pm by BlaqCat
Holy crap... your great great aunt is awesome. Disgusting, yes, but awesome.
#31 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:35pm by Silhouette
Today, my great great niece/nephew walked in while I was watching porn. After explaining what I was watching, they made a big deal out of it and didn't bring any popcorn. FML
That's not an fml, man.
That's fucking hysterical.
AAHAHAH.
#42 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:57pm by ChairmanMao
It's a great day in America when you can watch porn with your great-great aunt
#46 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:07pm by CousinSkeeter
I WANT YOUR GREAT GREAT AUNT TO BE MY GREAT GREAT AUNT. the end.
#48 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:10pm by jennaleighhh
I was in a terrible mood before I read that, and now I am laughing outloud. Fucking hilarious.
#50 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:13pm by doublelindsay
AHAHAAHHAHA this is so not an FML.
this is just hilarious!
#55 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:36pm by xpapercutsx
That's probably the greatest thing I've read in a long time XD
#57 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:04pm by favabean05
See, that's why you ask what you really want to know. "Is this the channel you were looking for?"
If you ask, "What are you watching?", the only reasonable response would be what she was currently seeing on the TV. :P
#60 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:18pm by SilverBallet
this is the funniest thing i've ever heard. lmfao this is so great.
#61 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:20pm by ohsorandom
If your a dude that's awesome, If your a chick i could see why it would bother you to see two lesbians getting it on. However, Your aunt rocks!
#74 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:02pm by EatMeWhileImHot
wow I wish I had an old relative that was like that. That is disturbing lol
#76 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:14pm by randomegirl
That's only an FML if you're so incredibly immature that you can't handle this. Otherwise, this is utter delight! Lol.
Oh, man, if you didn't say "Great-Great Aunt", I would find this woman, get down on one knee, and propose.
I love this woman, and I've never even met her :)
its amazing how many people say the exact same comments as the people before them...
#82 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:25pm by MistAtMarseilles
thats the part where u slowly back away and run for it.
thats just WEIRD.
the weirdest thing that could happen is
"...sweeeet, scoot over!"
#85 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:50pm by realhorrorshow88
I find it hard to believe that a great-great-anything would know what the term "get it on" means...but if this is true, it's fantastic.
When I grow up I want to be like your great-great aunt.
#94 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:40am by ilikerainbows
That's the most awesome thing I've read so far today. Thank you, OP.
#97 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:57am by ChaosZirconia
For your information, youngsters, we've been using terms like "get it on" since the Eisenhower Administration. I'm guessing that you weren't even born when the pop song "Let's get it on" came out.
#100 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:03am by streetpattern
hahahaha thats awesome.. but yeah id probably freak out
#107 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:44pm by MissKerryxX
Omg, that's hilarious.
Not really FML worthy.
But definitely hilarious.
#110 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:41pm by ayeeitsisabel
You really DO have an amazing great-great aunt! Ahahaha! Make sure you're not judging her because she watches that stuff - It's just awkward you had to walk in on it! Hahaha!
#111 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:10pm by justjayit
Hahaha, whenever there's a post of an old lady doing something unexpectedly lewd, my friend tells me I'm going to be like that when I'm old. XP
That's so hilarious :]
#115 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:58am by evilteriyaki301
DUDE! How is this FML at all? Your great aunt sounds like such an awesome person! Just because she's old doesn't mean she doesn't still like to watch two hot chicks doin' it.
Well....at least when she walks in on YOU watching porn, you can shrug it off like it's nothing
#125 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:06pm by notfromearth7
your great-auntie sounds hilarious.
this is no FML to me.
#127 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:25pm by summersong89
Today I was taking my afternoon shit when I got back from school. Neither my mom or dad were home and my sister was with her boyfriend. They decided to go upstairs to have sex thinking no one was home, I was. I was half way up the stairs then I paused for a second because I heard the sound of my sister having sex. I went outside to get the image out of my head, then I walk upstairs to take a shower, and when I go to get a towel out of my room, there's 2 naked bodies on my bed. My sister and her boyfriend. FML
#128 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:15pm by livingmylife69
Ah hahahahaha that's NOT an FML, but thank you for posting it anyways! It's amazinggg.
Welcome to my favorite's list. =D
#132 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:59am by _X_tOxIC_gLOsS_X
OMFG, tht is the most hilarious and fucked up thing ive ever heard
#135 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:54pm by xxfalconxx
haha. old people are like so calm about everything. thats wat i love about em.
#141 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:29pm by laffytacky
Hahahaha omg! As mentally scarring as that must be I'd still love to see it haha
#151 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:50pm by crashTRAGIC
She is the most awesome grandaunt EVER!
( I must admit though, that is somewhat creepy)
#162 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:50am by kempoman4
That is gross, but hilarious.
She is awesome!
I love her. ^_^
#165 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:32pm by KelsyKatastrophe
