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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54289) - you deserved it (6481)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

#4 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:03pm by Imdead

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hey at least it was your wife, that should make her feel better. but honest advice, talk to her, and let her know that its a necessity. if not then let her know what the consequences COULD be, and you would like to avoid all consequences. sounds like your wife is tired, over work, and doesnt feel special. so maybe do a nice quiet nite at home, candle lit bedroom and seduce her :) if that doesnt work. try a roofie.. haha just kidding! but alcohol should do it

#3 - On 02/04/2009 at 2:22pm by lala

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