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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51303) - you deserved it (5682)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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