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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

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Don't just threaten to sue; sue their asses off. I'm going through something similar, except I can't take any legal action against the bitch. So yeah, sue them for defamation of character. Or at least slash their tires, dude.

#6 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:53pm by whiskeydick

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I agree on suing. You have grounds to sue for slander.

#8 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:18pm by Pop_and_Pixels

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