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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49354) - you deserved it (1831)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

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