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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51608) - you deserved it (1983)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

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Don't just threaten to sue; sue their asses off. I'm going through something similar, except I can't take any legal action against the bitch. So yeah, sue them for defamation of character. Or at least slash their tires, dude.

#6 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:53pm by whiskeydick

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So after emails and phone calls the parents are finally convinced I didn't actually do their kid and it was just them mucking about. The police still want to keep a track of my activities though, and since yesterday school was cancelled, news travelled exceptionally fast and now I can't find a job in the entire neighbourhood. I'm sleeping on a couch and am quickly running out of money...

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am by Jack

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