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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through porn is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 3:26am by ApolloIce

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Would you have preferred a pleasant porn film?

#13 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:01pm by Francis Paddington

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