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Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44583) - you deserved it (24377)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

#6 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:04am by alhummel21

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she should be the one posting fml

#9 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:16pm by popcorn

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