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Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7537) - you deserved it (28982)

On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

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Meh, Bill Engvall, PLEASE.

"Today, I couldn't come up with a good FML, so I stole one from a comedian. Now people are bitching me about how I'm such an idiot and should kill myself. FML"

#8 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:51pm by Makinitez

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yeah good one bill engvall

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 3:48am by chickenhawk

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