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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (3584)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

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Kiiiiind of an over-share. Are you sure she wasn't being, I don't know, funny or something?

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 8:41pm by Ew

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Yea, I'm going with #1 for this one.
I'm doubting it, I think she may have just been trying to screw with you.

#4 - On 02/13/2009 at 9:06pm by that_one_guy

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