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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

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He just wanked, they didn't have unprotected sex.

DON'T WORRY PEOPLE, NO RETARDED BABIES HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED YET.

#6 - On 02/21/2009 at 1:29pm by btopishere

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dude... thats disgusting
i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

#15 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:46am by doubleohseven

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