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Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13991) - you deserved it (42992)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

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