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Today, I was in charge of throwing a party for my mom. I told my little brother he was suppose to blow up the balloons which were in my dresser. Apparently, he accidentally found all my condoms, unknowingly, and decorated the house in prophylactics instead of balloons. Happy Birthday, Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36205) - you deserved it (18453)

On 07/07/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Ryan (man) - United States (Florida)

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