Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46080) - you totally deserved it (2443)
On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)
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TIME FOR SOME INCEST!!! YDI for watching a porn movie with your parents
#72 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:27pm by MasterModeraor
That happened to me before too...I used to sleep in my parents room when I was little, let's just say I stayed awake during the middle of the night. =/
#86 - On 07/03/2009 at 4:48pm by ultraraduberfad
I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.
#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:09pm by ForestFire0
That's when you jump out from the floor and scream "blaaaarrg!!!"
or something...
At least you know they love each other?
Pfft, someone's sounding bitter.
I'm sure the OP is glad that they're together and happy.
He'd just like them to be a little less 'together' when he's in the same room.
Who cares if they were being friendly.
Being nice to someone is not an FML :P
#66 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:49pm by DangerousBabee
its not being nice with someone, its your parents, AND SEX. with you watching :D
#68 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:51pm by nomnomsean
Worse than, oh, let's see, a serial killer pedophile rapist coming into your room late at night yelling "IMMA GONNA CUM ALLLLL OVER YOU!" while jumping onto your bed and proceeding to follow up with his threat?
#104 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:36am by Eddie_Collin
ROFLOLMAO!!! FUCK, THIS COMMENT MADE ME JOIN FML JUST TO TELL YOU THAT IT MADE MY RIBS CRACK FROM LAUGHING!!!
#105 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:13pm by GreatChild
Oh you do me too much honor, my good fellow! NOW START FUCKING POSTING FMLs OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF THEM!
#107 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:06am by Eddie_Collin
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Watching a movie with your parents in their bedroom...what are you? 6?
#9 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:20pm by Charlie_Whipple
Ewwwww.. you shoulda jumped up like "PEEKABOOOO!!" I bet they'd be more weirded out than you..
...And then pour some alcohol in your eyes to try to get that picture out of your head. XD
But really, that sucks for you. FYL.
#10 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:24pm by Whoa_YouSuckk
woooooooow ur parents r hardcore, forgot u were in the rooom !!!!!! good luck next time u watch a movie with them (baby)
#12 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:25pm by destryluvr
The real question should be, what movie were you watching?
#14 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:33pm by redbluegreen
Lmao. xD
It'd be awesome if it was some kid movie, like Ice Age or something x_x
#24 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:07pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
ouch, that would be kinda weird, like "what in satan's red hot hell is it about a kids movie that turns u on?"
rofl #4
that's what i wouldve done
or just tip toe out of the room
i mean, come on, use some common sense here
OMG that's kinda,.........ewwwwwwwy. I feel sooooooooooo bad for you!!!
#19 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:39pm by englandrulz
most of the people say it is disgusting when its about their parents but when they watch porn its ok
#22 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:57pm by rafaelaugusto94
So you're not opposed to watching your parents having sex? It wouldn't creep you out or make you want to bang your head up against a wall until you couldn't remember what you had just witnessed?
It's not like just watching a porno it's your parents. Maybe they will make a video for you.
I live in Vegas and have seen a lot of crazy gross shit people do out here, but something about the whole watching your parents just crosses that line, takes it a little to far. But hey if you're into that I think you should talk with your parents maybe they are too!
#23 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:06pm by speak_a_da_truth
because hes watching a movie with his parents in their bedroom. Unless hes under the age of 8, unacceptable
#27 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:17pm by Ilovelife07
Maybe their room had the better TV set? Maybe? I don't understand the mindset that it is omgunacceptable that someone over the age of 10 would want to watch a movie with their parents. That's bullshit.
#70 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:21pm by BLNovelist
We don't all have terrible relationships with our parents. There isn't anything wrong with him hanging out with the people who, erm, you know, pay for the roof over his head...
They're PARENTS, not lepers. It's repulsive, the idea that after you hit a certain age you're supposed to turn your back on your parents like it's a mortal sin to be seen with them... A little bit, oh, I don't know, ungrateful, perhaps?
#81 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:02am by naomi9241
This brings back bad memories, same thing happened to me when i was around 7. Still makes me want to puke/remove that image permanently
#29 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:23pm by emer_helena
That's disturbing!! Although, be thankful that at least you didn't experience this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAHq-7HW6h0 :)
Looks like someone isn't going to be spending quality time with their parents for quite some time.
#34 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:04pm by stephyvengeancex
ok thats somthing my parents would not do.lol they dont even kisss infront of me
#39 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:44pm by crazygirl777
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judging by your picture, your a huge faggot, so im not even going to try to understand why you think watching your parents have sex isnt a big deal.
#43 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:16pm by gueeterman
Judging by your comment you're a huge moron. How does being gay make the OP want to watch their parents fucking?
Apparently this faggot likes to watch his parents have sex, otherwise he'd see what the big deal is. Tell me, do you enjoy masturbating to your mom? Yep, thought so.
Maybe he just doesn't care. It's not that he likes it. And please tell me how someone watching their parents fucking is gay? Weird, yes, but it doesn't make someone gay.
You could have jumped up and yelled "stuff beef jerky in my ass, im a squid!" and ran off, thus making them feel wierd as fuck xD
they might try to get you therapy tho :S
#46 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:37pm by stomp_a_baby
LMFAO
that was good. i think i'm gonna sceam that in the middle of the night at band camp and wake everyone up. If you don't mind me borrowing it.
At least your parents love each other. But that's gross.... if I were OP I'd run out of the room.
#50 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:26pm by epicfail13337
You should have coughed and asked if they wanted any popcorn.
#51 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:34pm by RuralNinja
Why would you watch a movie in THEIR room? Find something else to do, or go watch a movie in the LIVING room, like normal people would! Unless you are a kid, YDI, and I hope your parents kept going til you felt uber awkward, and had to slink away quietly...
What's so wrong about watching a movie in your parents' room? And how do you know the parents wouldn't have started fucking in the living room too?
I watch movies with my parents in their room. There's nothing wrong with bonding with your parents. Why do I have to be in the family room watching TV alone, when I can be spending time with my parents, laugh, and have a good time? Grow up.
LMFAOOOOOOOO!
Lol,I agree,your life is scarred.and fucked.
I would love a scene like that to appear in a movie...
#57 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:25pm by hellogoodbyexo09
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#61 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:09pm by 666HailSatan666
you should of said.
Excuse me but i don't think i want any new siblings anytime soon so please stop or wait for me to leave
I feel your pain. My stepdad is constantly groping my mother right in front of me so one day I grabbed her boob and was like "I don't see what the big deal is, this isn't that great." They laughed at me and continued..
#65 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:35pm by wildthing27
What are you, 14?
You're not the center of the universe.
You were in their room, right next to their bed. They're married and obviously love each other.
What did you think was going to happen?
#74 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:21am by jthm_guitarist
Well then I'd like to see you be in a room with your parents getting it on when you're trying to spend quality time with them.
"You're not the center of the universe."...You obviously clicked YDI.
FYL to the OP.
I'll tell you what he didn't think was going to happen, and that was to have his parents start having sex while watching a movie as a family.
Does this happen normally in your household?
#78 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:01am by StopBeingADouche
I did that to my brother once xD. We were sharing a room and my boyfriend stayed the night with us. Obviously, my boyfriend slept in my bed. Of course, we didn't sleep the whole time ;). Unfortunately, we had no idea my brother was a wake the whole time XP. We would've stopped if he said anything. He didn't and decided to use it against us in the morning. My boyfriend turned it on him lol.
You know, you kinda deserved it if you didn't even say anything :P. Oh well, not the worst thing that could happen. When I was 11, I walked in on my mom and step-dad about to have sex on my bed XP. Slept just as comfortably in that bed later that night though. I guess because I didn't care.
#79 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:49am by Darth_Taco
..tht happened 2 me 2. But only I was like 6 or 7 and it was my uncle and his girlfriend..... I crawled to my grandmas room and told her they were doing the nasties LMAO! But seriously....tht wasn't right... at all...
#80 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:51am by JaeToTheWynn
Any logical person would have filmed this and put it on the internet, then made money off it.
lol.
#90 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:38am by adjacantobjectiv
They should be giving you money and other such material things to act like a band aid over that traumatic expereince yea f your life :D
#92 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:19am by XRavensWingsX
Dude, don't just sit there and endure it! Either get out or at least yell at them. Jesus Christ, YDI for being so Goddamn passive.
#93 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:55pm by raincookie
How do you know they didn't? The OP said their parents started "getting friendly", but didn't say anything about what they did. And maybe the OP was so shocked they couldn't move?
thats when you're supposed to clear your throat. You know, give them a sign that there's someone there before they really start uh.. frolicking.. is that the right word? xD
Oof, that is terrible. I mean, it's fine that your parents love eachother, but do they have to do THAT in front of you? And there is nothing wrong with watching a movie with your parents in their bedroom, what if that's the only tv? And the same thing could've happened in a living room. One question though:
What was the movie???
#100 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:55pm by TicTacAddict
omg! i know you're pain! thankfully, i wasn't in the room when they started, but i did walk in on them! scarring for life!
#102 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:48pm by awesome_is_me
Kind of Awkward, but at the same time it all depends on how old you are...
I mean you obviously know that they would be doing that anyway right?
Still though bad image... FYL
#106 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:46pm by racheal333
ewwwww that is so disturbing! i don't think i would ever be able to look at my parents the same way again.
#108 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:40am by MissPearl2010
Back away SLOWLY. also. #2 is a douche. go Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!
#110 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:54am by Guitarist45
oh my god what did you say to them or id you just sit there and wait till they were finished
#113 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:35am by Kimmiepooh12707
