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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31431) - you deserved it (2664)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

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