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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (4129)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

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Haha, dude, that sucks so bad.

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:05pm by Mannerheim

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At least you didn't answer it and make your girlfriend talk to your mom like that one guy did since his mom didn't believe he was getting laid.
FYL.

#9 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:22pm by Sessee

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