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Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

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you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with

#1 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:06am by likeanoutlawbayb

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Saying you shouldn't have sex after marriage doesn't make you a good mother... and your daughter's response confirms that.

#6 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:09am by misterman2

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