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Today, I was at a bar in Canada and was really hitting it off with a girl. She asked how big my junk was and I told her in inches... They use centimeters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (33192)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by KD - United States (Massachusetts)

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Yeah, um , hi. I am from Canada, and no one uses CM to measure dick size.

#16 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:27pm by XxLorniklexX

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Yeahhhh, no we don't.
This is either fake, or she didn't want to get with you.

Sorry.

#24 - On 02/24/2009 at 4:37pm by Bunbu

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