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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29713) - you deserved it (3248)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

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OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:52am by black0belt0babe7

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Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:06pm by teethingtom

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