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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100701) - you deserved it (11937)

On 03/13/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by evanescence (man) - United States (California)

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