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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25994) - you deserved it (8435)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

karma's life also sucks
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!

#7 - On 02/08/2009 at 1:38am by WhatThePhuc

See in context

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that's what you get for using the pullout method
FAIL

#8 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:32am by kleokriesel

See in context

+17

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