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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24235) - you deserved it (7307)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

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