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Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47619) - you deserved it (10064)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

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Dude... you are getting laid... your woman is obviously enjoying it... she is not ashamed of it... and your neighbor is cool with it? If these are bad things for you, I will gladly come fill in for you.

#10 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:31pm by ThorsSon

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...God, number 9, was that called for?

Anyway, you have cool neighbors.

#9 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:48am by liaotin

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