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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15631) - you deserved it (68153)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

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if i could do this i would dump my girlfriend and never leave my house.

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 9:47am by OEsEben

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Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

#6 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:37am by MisterJD

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