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Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55021) - you deserved it (6403)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by szinna (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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What the hell is up with people trying to play hard to get or trying to seduce people? Fucking get off your ass, and tell him you want to be with him.

But, yeah FYL AND YDI. Stop playing with yourself, and go play with your husband.

#15 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:42pm by lagoosie

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HAHAHAHA

#3 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:34pm by teehee520

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