Self-masturbation? Is there any other kind?
Lol. I'm sorry. I'm not usually a grammar Nazi on these websites, but I felt like being a smart ass.
Maybe she got it for you to spice things up in your sex life? She might like the idea of you using it.
I don't know. I don't really think this is an FML, but I'm sorry that you were unhappy with it.
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This isn't an FML, this is just an idiot who doesn't realize what a nice wife he has. She doesn't have to have sex with you whenever you want, but she still wants you to be happy and satisfied, so she buys you an aid to help you out whenever she can't. That's thoughtful and kind.
F your wife's life because she's got such a prick for a husband.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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