Self-masturbation? Is there any other kind?
Lol. I'm sorry. I'm not usually a grammar Nazi on these websites, but I felt like being a smart ass.
Maybe she got it for you to spice things up in your sex life? She might like the idea of you using it.
I don't know. I don't really think this is an FML, but I'm sorry that you were unhappy with it.
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make a nice candlelit dinner and have her walk in on you eating with the toy, and ask her if she could leave you two alone.
jealousy is the best solution.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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