Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
by asdfasdf / 01/24/2009 at 10:14am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.
#14 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:21pm by HatchetMan
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Uh, vaginas get sore.
#13 - On 02/24/2009 at 5:02pm by Bunbu
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