Today, my next door neighbor told me that his good looking mom has to get curtains for her bed room because she saw some "perv" looking at her while she was changing last night. It's not my fault that my bedroom window has a perfect view of hers and that she has no drapes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7651) - you totally deserved it (45558)
On 05/29/2009 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Itwasfunwhileitlasted (man) - United States (Florida)
How is your life fucked? You're the one looking in his mom's windows. Although, she should have curtains anyway but that gives you no right to watch her change.
You deserved it.
Who DOESN'T have drapes/curtains in their bedroom if a house is right next to them? That's like ASKING for a peeping tom.
Granted, you should have stopped looking after you realized you could see into her room...
#5 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:42am by anglcdvl89
Who doesn't have curtains for their bedroom??? Aside from #5's point, what about in winter??? Do they WANT to pay more for heating??
No, but it is your fault that you stand there staring at her! And how is this FYL at all? FYL because your a perv and don't know how to stop being a perv? You most definately deserved it.
By rights she should have curtains and close them whilst she's getting changed. But still, there is no need for you to look.
Everyone, seriously. PLEASE take note of this:
Put some money aside and buy yourselves some curtains, blinds, or whatever if you don't already have them. Stop looking in your neighbors windows. Stop stripping in front of your windows. You're asking for it.
And, OP, you didn't have to look and you can help where your line of sight ends up.
#8 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:47am by redbluegreen
Didanyone else notice his screenname? I just did... itwasfunwhileitlasted
Yeah, YDI. MOST DEFINITELY.
#9 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:48am by anglcdvl89
thats not even "FML" worthy.
that is filthy.
you deserved it.
#10 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:50am by staciieee_x3
Ok, you're all totally assuming that he was standing there staring at her. For all you know he just walked into his room and accidently happened to see the mom changing. It happens, especially if you are too stupid to have curtains. ALSO, it is possible he looked away quickly, but the mom happened to see him in that one moment when he was looking.
People on this site always assume the worst of people!
And what dumbass does not have curtains for their bedroom window??? SERIOUSLY!
#13 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:54am by studentwoes
I love how whenever an FML is written from someone who accidently left their blinds open people say YDI because you should have blinds/drapes. Now we have the other side, the person who saw someone because they didn't have blinds/drapes and it's YDI for looking.
No win situation!
#13: It was the way that he wrote "good looking mum" as opposed to just mum. This implies that he was admiring the view. Plus, if he had just accidently seen the mum changing and then quickly looked away then wouldn't he have made sure he put that in the FML?
I agree with you about the curtains on bedroom window remark though. She is stupid.
There's just something wickedly entertaining about invading someone else's privacy, you have to admit. I would have looked too and i'm a girl lmao I just would have been more careful not to get caught:p .. She deserved it for changing in front of her window.
#18 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:16am by mylittlecrow
It's not your fault that she doesn't have curtains but it sure is your fault if you can't man up and get some curtains for your own window and keep them closed so you're not tempted to look at her.
Don't come here for sympathy, you perv.YDI
#23 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:24am by Tresemmegan
Sounds like she's bragging. I mean, really--why wouldn't you at least put up a freakin' sheet if your bedroom window is smack up against the window in the neighboring house? She's either an exhibitionist or a dumbass.
#3, 7, and 9 have it right.
YDI, bucko. Hope your neighbour doesn't realise YOU were the perv his mum was talking about XD
#26 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:40am by judgeymcjudge
SHE fully deserves it !
And to all of them who call him a voyeur, what allows you to blame him for looking out of his own window ? Is it HIS fault if the jerk next door -or next window...- is an exhibitionist ?
In this story, SHE is definitely the perv !
In my opinion is not perving if it's thrown in your face. Which is precisely what happened to the OP..... even if he enjoyed it.
I fail to see how this is pervy in the slightest. Looking at naked chicks is pervy? When did this happen?
And yeah, if the lady across the street is stupid enough to change clothes in front of a completely open window with no regard to the view, it's not the viewer's fault. It's not like the OP was standing right at her window. HE WAS IN HIS OWN HOUSE!
Your life is fucked mate, let me sympathise for your loss. Otherwise this should be on MyLifeIsGreat.
ITT: people missing the point
Changing in front of your window without curtains or blinds is stupid. I'd have done a double-take had I seen someone changing in front of a window, just because it's really not something you see every day. If it took place over a matter of days or weeks, YDI. Pervy, no. Rude, yes. If it was a one-time event and the OP was caught by surprise, FYL for having a stupid neighbor.
XD
cant blame 'im.....
i understand, even though i've never looked into someone elses window
#32 - On 05/29/2009 at 8:49am by AXelEMoGOth
i call bullshit. his friend would know he was the "perv" cuz they fucking live right nextdoor to eachother.
i wanna know who licked yes when they moderated this shit cuz all these gay assfake fmls that arent even funny keep getting posted. thats a load of crap.
33 - Calm down. maybe YOU should start moderating, instead of bitching. how many of you really moderate? this is why fml sucks.
And also, why is this fake? im pretty sure a guy would look in a girl's window..
She deserves it for not having curtains... but so do you for looking. Perv.
#35 - On 05/29/2009 at 9:02am by dancing_bear
i agree with 35. she definitely deserves it for not having curtains. but you are definitely a perv because you actually looked into her window. just because the view is there doesn't mean you have to look into it. you could look down at the ground or you can just not look out the window at all
How is this remotely an FML? No one's life was ruined by this, you seem to be relatively anonymous and you clearly learned nothing if you think you're free of blame.
Im loving the name least you got a free show for awhile
#39 - On 05/29/2009 at 9:27am by ZiggyMorrison
You're lucky she didn't call the cops. You totally deserved it, and it is your fault.
#41 - On 05/29/2009 at 9:44am by Pokerdance
I doubt many of you guys would be able to look away if you saw a hot girl changing, so stop being so judgemental. Ladies, you don't understand what it's like to be a guy, we see a hot girl (especially getting naked) it's like impossible to look away.
#44 - On 05/29/2009 at 9:46am by randomdude1234
ok... for the guys who find it "impossible" to look away... it sounds like you either need to get layed, or find self control
How is this an FML? You're the "perv", and might have your cover blown, you kinda deserved it for staring at her.
#44, it's not impossible to look away. It's impossible not to catch a glimpse or two, but looking away is key so you don't end up like this guy :P
F HER life. You are a perv. If something like that happens, you should look away, and not creepily stare at her.
#47 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:16am by silvermoonstar3
I'm failing to see the FYL here... You ARE a perv, and she obviously didn't realize it was you so you didn't even get called out on it.
YDI... Even though nothing happened.
#49 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:24am by shananigans
why the hell is this an FML?
"my next door neighbour is cutting of my only chance of seeing a woman in her underwear". boo hoo
#50 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:26am by harlehatschi
sorry dude.
you are a perv.
and this isnt a FML.
you deserved it.
-_-
#51 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:30am by caretoshare
Giving you a YDI because you did look on purpose.
However that being said, you didn't break any laws.
#52 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:36am by were_giraffe
There should be a new way to rate posts. "I agree, your life is f***ed." "you deserved that." AND the new scent of "How is this FML?"
#53 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:36am by the_space_pope
it IS definitely your fault for bein a perv, and getting caught doing it. . . but mostly just being a perv in the first place.
sicko.
#54 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:51am by collegeshmollege
If you got caught for something simple like that you deserve it. Lrn2peep.
#55 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:58am by thelonelylurker
Any guy would look. Checking out an attractive adult woman who has made no effort towards privacy is not perverted, it is what we do.
#56 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:00am by I_am_stupid_also
Your name is "itwasfunwhileitlasted" and you're peeping on someone's mom and considering your life fucked because she's getting drapes. You sound like a major creeper.
umm so quit being a nasty perv..k? theres a little thing called respect altough she should have curtains it doesn't give you the right to be a doucher
Pervert. Do you try the 'she was wearing a skirt so obviously she wanted to have sex with me' argument too?
Again, you are a complete and utter creep.
Yeah, but it's your fault for looking. How is your life fucked again? Because now you'll have to settle on internet porn to get you're kicks? You're a nasty creeper and need to stop bitching about stupid things.
#60 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:15am by FurryFireFox
not a fml for ydi......you are allowed to look out your window. Its that stupid bitches fault for not having curtains. Jeez.
YDI based on one factor; if you could see her that perfecty from your window, then there was a good chance she could see you too.
#63 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:48am by DarkMirror
#13: His name is: ITWASFUNWHILEITLASTED, now tell me what YOU interpret from that; ASSHAT.
yFUCKINGdi.
#64 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:48am by ohhhhshizzz
its your fault you were looking. idiot.
And how is this even FYL? Oh, it's SOO terrible that she's gonna get curtians now. ur gross.
#65 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:49am by Telcontar14
#45: You need to learn to spell "laid." And I say once again THE OP WAS IN HIS OWN HOUSE!
No one would be calling him a perv if she was naked out in the street. Why is he a perv because she changed right in front of him from a place visible from INSIDE HIS HOUSE?
Don't give me this, "It's [his] fault for looking" crap. You're telling me he can't look out his own window whenever he wants to? That's total B.S.
OP: FYL for having to hear all this judgemental shit. What a crock.
#57 that's exactly what I was thinking, LOL.
OP you just sound creepy, you made yourself sound completely 'innocent' in the actual post, but your name gave you away. And really? Your life is f'd because...? LAME.
Unhunh, THAT's not you fault but it is your fault for looking!
Why would this me an FML??
YDI all the way
#69 - On 05/29/2009 at 12:24pm by love15
ok so i'm gonna say that this guy is probably like 15 and that his neighbors mom is a MILF and now his free peep show is gonna be gone. so think about it from that POV.
i used to be able to look at hot ass for free but now its gone, fml
#13, another reason to think he is a perv, is because as someone else said, his name is itwasfunwhileitlasted. It seems like this wasn't the first time he had seen the mother and he enjoyed it when he did. Definitely a perv.
You & the mother are both idiots.
You shouldn't have been looking at her - you could've closed your own curtains
But what the hell is she doing changing in front of a window with no curtains?! Sounds like she's desperate for the attention & wants people to look at her.
and to #53 could we change it to "Go f*** yourself" because so many times I've wanted to vote that on some of the FMLs here.
#75 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:06pm by DarkMirror
were you even really looking?
definitely FYL. Some people are paranoid and forget the social context. If she doesn't want to be seen accidentally (or watched for that matter) and people have a clear view of her window, she should definitely buy some curtains. That comes from a female, so don't start bitching at me... but yes. For a year I rented an apartment that was very easy to see into and, honestly, I had to switch between daylight and privacy. Seems like cfommon sense to me if I don't want to be seen naked.
Geez, far too many morals on the internet today. OP's only fault is that he got caught and no longer has a great view of his neighbor's hot mom.
#66, it is creepy to look because she wasn't aware of it. Yeah, she was an idiot not to have curtains, but that doesn't make it any less creepy that he looked. Looking at naked women in porn or whatever isn't creepy because that's consensual. Those women know exactly what the pictures will be used for (and yes, before anyone jumps on me I'm sure some porn is sketchy but it's still reasonable to assume the people involved knew). It is creepy to sneak around looking at someone who hasn't invited you to. Even if that person doesn't seem to have much sense of privacy.
Also, don't try to act like he just innocently glanced out the window and she happened to see him and assumed he was a peeping tom. He refers to her as the "good looking mom" and his name is "Itwasfunwhileitlasted"? He's basically admitting he was perving on her. Yeah she's not blameless, but he's not either.
And what is it with people acting like it's okay and he can't be expected to control himself because he's male? On that reasoning every man is basically a potential rapist. Should women run away from every man they see in the street because they can't expect him to control himself? Isn't the mentality that all men are rapists just the kind that we want to avoid?
#83 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:00pm by dancing_bear
I didn't say it wasn't "creepy". I said it wasn't "pervy". There's a big difference. "Creepy" people go all stalker on you and take pictures and whatever. "Pervy" people get off on weird fetishes and want to lick the insides of your shoes.
Don't start with that potential rapist crap. You're making that up and getting well away from the issue at hand. No one said he couldn't control himself. All anyone said is that it's unfair for HER to strut around naked in front of her window in full view of the neighbors and then complain about it. Once again: He oughta be able to look out his own window whenever he wants without being afraid of some woman calling him "pervy."
If it were me and she did that, I'd have her charged with indecent exposure. You don't get to put on a peep show in your window and then blame people for looking.
Women don't have to run away from men. Women - AND MEN - should close the damned blinds when they change clothes in full view of the neighbors.
#84--it's not indecent exposure because she's in the privacy of her own house and you don't have to look-legally
I don't think it's the OP's fault. What if the OP's comp room is right beside the window? I know mine is. If it's at night time and my neighbour's lights are on, but they have no blinds or drapes, I seriously CAN'T NOT see them changing. Even at the corner of my eye.
The woman's stupid.
#85: She's not in the "privacy" of her own house if she's standing in front of an unobstructed window and flashing the neighbors. I'll bet such a charge would stick.
She needs to get some drapes. It's stupidity for blaming someone for looking at something that is out in plain sight.
woww all the people commenting saying YDI are all girls. im pretty sure EVERY straight guy would look at that.
#89 - On 05/29/2009 at 3:44pm by mattiscool
yet, it IS your fault for looking.
therefore, you are a pervert.
#93 - On 05/29/2009 at 3:54pm by jaimesmiles
#90: So the OP shouldn't look out his own bedroom window? Maybe his neighbor shouldn't parade around naked in front of her window.
That sucks for you, she shouldn't be changing in front of an open window if she doesn't want people to look at her. When a man sees a naked attractive woman we tend to look.
#97 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:02pm by SomeGuy1234
FYL? Hell, no! FHL!!! for having some moron looking while she is in her bedroom.
Really, I find rather pathetic how some guys do those things. That just makes them look as perverted losers.
Unless you are a quadraplegic who was incapable of moving his wheelchair away from the window, closing his eyes, or turning his head (and someone else placed your wheelchair there) then you are a perv and this was your fault for staring at her. A small child has the maturity to look away - why haven't you matured to that point yet?
I can hear the 911 call now:
"When I stand naked at my window, the kid in the next house can see me!"
"May we suggest closing your drapes?"
I don't see why you're complaining. She didn't recognize you as the "perv", you're still friends with you neighbor, and you didn't get in trouble. The only problem is that you can't see her naked anymore, but I'm going to bet that if she didn't have drapes before then, then she'll probably forget to close them most of the time.
I have to blame the woman here. She should have more intelligence than to change in front of an open window. A guy is going to look at a naked woman if she's right there. There is no doubt to it
#110 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:51pm by Shandiland
so FYL because you got to see a hot mom changing?? that doesnt make much sense, unless the FML is referring to her getting drapes, meaning u can no longer watch her change. then yes, f your life
#111 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:51pm by thedude0900
Should have gone over and fucked her tight pussy, grabbed her massive tits, slapped her big ass, and forced her to swallow your jizz.
#116 - On 05/29/2009 at 8:29pm by Eugene6973
YDI, perv.
#89: I wouldn't stand and gawk at her. Neither would any of my straight friends. We have MORALS and DECENCY.
ugh i remember one time i was changing and i didnt have any drapes..some disgusting 12 year old was looking at me!
YDI for being a gross perv!
and lmao at #114 :) i was totally thinking of that!
#118 - On 05/29/2009 at 9:15pm by gurlgurlgurl
its your fault for looking tho you creep! you have curtains, you should just close yours and not look at someone changing. thats gross. fuckin weirdo!
#119 - On 05/29/2009 at 9:31pm by FMLfangirl89
Look...why wouldnt you look? People are natuarally curious. It's human nature for men to be attracted to women therefore why wouldnt you look at one naked IRL? Yes you have self control and you could stop your self but really what reason is there to?...its not illegal and you'd bonk yourself in the head for not looking later. That woman did find herself in an unfortunate situation...where she may have been unaware of the possibility but i mean come on...no drapes? That probably happened very fast and how much reacting time would you have? You'd probably be hard in a second adrenaline rushing thorugh you, getting sexually arroused O.o what would you do? *ewww he's a pervert too!* don't be judgemental what i said is MY OPINION.
If you look at some of the things animals do erratically ------->O ing each other (and thats not all) youd find looking at human woman naked isnt so bad :P All i know is that cats are hormonic freaks and one of mine was horny alll the time trying to get to the closest female cat and reproduce -_- YEAH I SPOKE MY MIND! and you fooowells shouldnt be afraid to either.
Why is every one calling him a perv? She's the one changing infront of an open window, you should be calling her a slut! The truth is if a woman is naked in front of a guy she can't get mad because he looks.
#122 makes a pretty good point! But sorry, you're still a perv for staring. :x
#124 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:00am by 2Chances2Fail
Not FYL, not even YDI, it's just sucks for you you're gonna lose your free show.
They have magazines you know.
#125 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:48am by purpleiscool
You are a pervert. Just quit looking into her damn bedroom, you freak.
#126 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:19am by The_Foreigner886
hey...do you have any pics hahaha....no seriously...get some pics and send em to me
#130 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:47am by hempfieldrugby09
1) Who the fuck changes infront of an open window?
2) If you weren't guilty, something tells me that you wouldn't know the EXACT instance that her son was referring to. There's a whole section in porn shops for voyeurism, go check it out instead of invading other (real) people's privacy.
I'm sure everyone would look the other way if guy/girl walked into full view of the public eye completely naked. Seriously, you need a reality check if you think being stark naked in front of a window and no one is gonna look.
#135 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:11pm by monkey314159
uhh should we call the cops on this perv o.o
although mrr #135 has a point
#136 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:52pm by saba
Wow YDI.
Though I guess I can feel your pain, it must suck to have to sign up to a porn sight because you can't get any.
I TOTALLY CONCUR WITH NUMBER ONE! How DARE you say "It's not my fault"? WOW. YDI and much worse.
#141 - On 06/01/2009 at 3:52pm by mzmaverickd
i love how all the girl are going off the deepend im pretty sure that is how all the dear penthouse letters go
#142 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:11pm by calgaryman
do YOU have drapes? or anything else to look at besides her window? unless you're glued to a chair looking out your open window you.... deserved it.
she's also an exhibitionist. fair's fair.
#146 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:30pm by amazingkate
Yeah... #13 I see your point but his name is 'itwasfunwhileitlasted' meaning that he was purposely watching this woman take her clothes off and enjoying the experience. Perv.
#148 - On 06/09/2009 at 9:19pm by Nectarine
Hahaha, not an FYL, it's a WIN!
Hey, why do you say "It's your friend's mom" It's the neighbours kid...
#150 - On 06/11/2009 at 8:29pm by CasualMaggot
It's funny when people complain that someone walks into an open door.
If you're naked without any privacy safeguards, then blame yourself when people are looking at you. However, I don't understand why your neighbor's mom being seen naked by you makes your life suck. After all, you did say she's attractive.
It is most DEFINETLY it fault, and #6, how the hell does having curtains warm the room?
#158 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:15am by Casssafrasss
