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Today, I went to the Verizon because my phone was broken. It hadn't rang in 3 weeks. I hadn't gotten any text messages either. So, I got to the store they check out my phone. They told me that there was absolutely nothing wrong with my phone. No one had called me in 3 weeks. Then they charged me $30. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48947) - you deserved it (24173)

On 05/27/2009 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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