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Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17485) - you deserved it (50182)

On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Hey, if you break up with her you've got a plan B.

#3 - On 05/23/2009 at 3:24am by callargh

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Hahaha, faaaaaantastic. You deserve it for speaking a Chinese language at a Chinese restaurant and not expecting someone to understand you, but who cares. Tell your girlfriend about it after you say it to her and you'll both have a laugh.

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 3:24am by Insert_Wit_Here

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