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By exposed - 10/12/2016 07:25

Today, I had sex for the first time lying on a deck chair outside of a house party. Just as I reach the point of no return from oral, someone walked past. In darkness I wasn't worried, but they activated a motion sensitive light, meaning that all my friends saw me climax. FML
I agree, your life sucks 207
You deserved it 60

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That's alright, depending on the kind of party and how good it was theory might not remember it the next morning... Or they could have been just drunk enough to whip out their phones and you'll go to work the next day as the subject of a viral video

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That's alright, depending on the kind of party and how good it was theory might not remember it the next morning... Or they could have been just drunk enough to whip out their phones and you'll go to work the next day as the subject of a viral video