Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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I'm tired of paying hookers.
#1 - On 11/23/2016 at 10:46am by RichardPencil
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Ohhh I cringed from reading that
My vacuum has a very small nozzle...
#2 - On 11/23/2016 at 10:52am by devinaww
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