Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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Haven't you heard? Women don't have bodily functions. We aren't physically capable of being gross or imperfect.
#1 - On 11/26/2016 at 11:02pm by LyricaSilvan
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Ignorance really is bliss. I had a male friend who truly believed that women only peed and didn't poop because "that's gross and girls can't be gross." Sorry about your moronic boyfriend!
#4 - On 11/26/2016 at 11:10pm by rustybucket
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