Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

by Nicoleanne / 11/20/2016 at 9:08am / Intimacy

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  • YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the dildo to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

    #5 - On 11/26/2016 at 7:09pm by Tripartita

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  • That's a dildon't, OP :(

    #3 - On 11/26/2016 at 7:05pm by WCARlover

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