Today, I was showing my crush/co-worker how to operate a particular piece of machinery. She exclaimed out loud, "Oh! This knob pulls out," then mumbled under her breath, "unlike my boyfriend." FML
by nicetoknow / 09/26/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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Tell her your pull-out game is strong.
#2 - On 09/26/2016 at 10:27pm by RichardPencil
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I don't see how your life is fucked. It's not like she was your girlfriend, she was just a crush. There are plenty of great women you could ask out and start something with, don't fixate on something that will most likely not happen.
#3 - On 09/26/2016 at 10:28pm by SubaruWRXSTI
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