Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML

by limegreenpoopie / 09/06/2016 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

    #2 - On 09/23/2016 at 8:07pm by Tripartita

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  • He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

    #3 - On 09/23/2016 at 8:12pm by WCARlover

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