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By Uh Oh - 19/08/2016 17:15

Today, I'm so stripped of intimacy that I started French kissing my own hand, pretending it was a guy. Ten seconds later I looked up to see my dad staring at me, with a shocked and disgusted expression.
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Pardon my rudeness but that's pretty sad. Go out and meet some guys, like at a club or party or use a dating app. Just make sure you find one that's actually good for dating and not like tinder which is a bunch of hookups.

Sorry, but no. Not everyone wants to or likes going to clubs or partying. As for dating apps, the OP may not want to date anyone, just want intimacy. And for Tinder, I've made a couple of friends off of that, it's not all just "hookups" and there are decent people on there, the chances are not any worse. It's up to the individual on which way they choose to meet people. To the OP; maybe try lock door or something, or during a time you know for certain no one will walk in (eg. home alone). I'm sorry you got caught on something like that, and hope the embarrassment goes away soon. It could have been much worse, at the very least.