By ScarletSpirit - 10/08/2016 10:10

Today, I was flirting with a really cute girl and we ran out of things to say, I got so nervous with the silence that I asked her if she had hiccuped lately. FML
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Hi there, OP here. We talk frequently on social media now and we still flirt a lot, now "have you hiccuped lately?" is our opening question to each other :)

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Ah, yes, that is #23 in "Tripartita's List of Quips and Questions to Seduce Human People" between #22 - Did you used to lisp as a child? and #24 - Do you like the names of different fish?

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Aww well these things happen all the time, especially when feelings are involved. I hope you both had a good time in the end!

That's pretty cute, I won't lie. Don't worry, I'm sure she didn't think you were weird.

Yeah I thought it could have been way worse. Regardless I doubt she judged him or anything

Aww I love this! I would have thought it was cute.

At least you didn't ask her if she had farted lately. What you said was funny/cute!

Honestly, if someone asked me that I would understand they're nervous and I would also find it really funny and cute. Don't worry about it, OP. It does make for a funny story now.

NomeDMF 17

You probably made her think. That's a good thing.

Ah, yes, that is #23 in "Tripartita's List of Quips and Questions to Seduce Human People" between #22 - Did you used to lisp as a child? and #24 - Do you like the names of different fish?

anlong93 9

Is #24 a Seinfeld reference? If so, my husband wants to be your friend.

Actually, it's pretty close to a quote from my favorite '80s TV show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Each episode was two hours spent making fun of a bad movie the cast watched. During one scene involving an awkward, poorly-acted character, one of the MST3k guys impersonates him and asks, "Do know the names of lots of fish?" Anyway, I hope your husband can still find it in his heart to be friends. :o)

anlong93 9

Hahaha, he loves that show, too!!

funny ;) humour is a total plus, bet your question made her laugh or giggle :P winner!!!