Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML

by what sex life? / 08/02/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

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  • "HAHAHA! Oh, shiii—" *slips*

    "Honey, quick, grab on to my toenail!"

    "Sounds logical to me. Here I goooo!"

    #8 - On 08/02/2016 at 10:27am by Tripartita

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  • Kids these days! He's supposed to scrub your loofa with his knob.

    #3 - On 08/02/2016 at 9:51am by pjsr

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