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By Karma got me like - 29/07/2016 18:09

Today, I have to finish school assignments and prepare for 2 finals. My school warned me I would have to, "Spend 25 hours a day studying", to pass. I said challenged accepted. Too bad I can't focus right now because an hour ago I was diagnosed with herpes. I was wearing a condom at the time too. FML
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To everyone who doesn't understand: OP says his school informed him he would have to spend 25 hours a day studying meaning he would have to spend all of his time studying and work really hard because being at that school isn't easy. We all know there is not 25 hours in a day. OP also says he was wearing a condom at the time meaning he was wearing a condom when he was having sex with some girl who gave him herpes and he has been recently diagnosed with it. So sorry OP! Keep your head up and study hard. Also take any medication you need and consider buying a different brand of condoms.

You were wearing a condom while being diagnosed with herpes?

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You were wearing a condom while being diagnosed with herpes?

This post makes no damn sense. 25 hrs a week for studying makes more sense. And if you were diagnosed, why were you wearing a condom? Are you sure you aren't drunk or high when you submitted this?

To everyone who doesn't understand: OP says his school informed him he would have to spend 25 hours a day studying meaning he would have to spend all of his time studying and work really hard because being at that school isn't easy. We all know there is not 25 hours in a day. OP also says he was wearing a condom at the time meaning he was wearing a condom when he was having sex with some girl who gave him herpes and he has been recently diagnosed with it. So sorry OP! Keep your head up and study hard. Also take any medication you need and consider buying a different brand of condoms.