Today, I spiced things up by lying on the bed and pouring melted white chocolate on myself. I called out to my fiancé to come in. He was 'checking' his favourite scene in Batman vs Superman and couldn't hear me. I was stuck unable to move for ten minutes until he finally heard me. FML

by Chocolaty / 07/21/2016 at 8:48pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

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  • Just ask him to pour the melted chocolate on you, that won't get you into this situation and is probably much more fun for the both of you (:

    #8 - On 07/22/2016 at 8:15am by kusje

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  • That was... sweet of you.

    I really hope he appreciated the trouble you went to after he heard you and discovered your predicament.

    #2 - On 07/22/2016 at 7:22am by False_Stupidity

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