Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML

by not even / 07/21/2016 at 7:20am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • Maybe "waffles and sausage" is an innuendo and there really is no food involved.

    #2 - On 07/21/2016 at 8:34pm by tremoore24

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  • Pregnancy is such a wonderful thing and changes both parents! Hopefully you get both sex and food tonight. Even though I'm sure a mix of both would be great for you guys.

    #8 - On 07/21/2016 at 8:52pm by dietcoke09

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