Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
by Grosssss / 07/15/2016 at 12:08pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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Go buy a new one and hide it for your use. Dip the cutting edges of the old one in capsaicin oil before he comes over. Hilarity shall ensue.
#5 - On 07/15/2016 at 8:30pm by RememberSchlitz
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I hate when people use things that are not theirs. Especially to do some nasty shit like that, it's inconsiderate and dumb as hell. Just buy a new one OP, or tell him too. Also, tell that fool to keep his hands off your things.
#8 - On 07/15/2016 at 8:54pm by almost_there44
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