Intimacy: Today, for the first time ever, my mom told me that I am pretty... - FML

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By Unloved - 29/06/2016 05:18 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my mom told me that I am pretty and she loves me. When I told her how much that meant to me she looked at me with surprise and disgust. Turns out she was talking to her cat sitting behind me. FML.

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ImGoth 15

Wednesday 29 June 2016 23:32

You don't deserve a person like her and she doesn't deserve a daughter like you

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 29 June 2016 16:52

Doesn't matter OP. Just believe that you are beautiful and that there that you are one of a kind on this Earth..

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 29 June 2016 16:52

Doesn't matter OP. Just believe that you are beautiful and that there that you are one of a kind on this Earth..

AChocolateMilk 3

Wednesday 29 June 2016 21:26

OP, no matter what your mother may say, You are only as pretty as YOU think you are. If you are happy with yourself, It will be made clear to others just how beatiful you are.

ImGoth 15

Wednesday 29 June 2016 23:32

You don't deserve a person like her and she doesn't deserve a daughter like you

PositiveX 4

Thursday 30 June 2016 2:07

What kind of mother doesn't see her daughter as the most beautiful

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:28

Sounds like SOMEBODY is going to wind up in a bad retirement home...

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