Intimacy: Today, whilst in bed with my girlfriend naked, she reached down,... - FML

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By Bishdontkillmychive - 28/06/2016 15:06 - Australia

Today, whilst in bed with my girlfriend naked, she reached down, grabbed my balls and yanked up. She thought it was the blanket. FML

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Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:48

You must be a bit testy after that

Alwaysme0 11

Wednesday 29 June 2016 2:00

Ahhhh

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Alwaysme0 11

Wednesday 29 June 2016 2:00

Ahhhh

nattnatt73 31

Wednesday 29 June 2016 6:12

Ha!

CBL88 25

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:31

Well, they must be really soft, if she mistook them for a blanket.. Maybe it's time to stop shaving "down under" (sorry, couldn't help it with the pun, mate!)

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:48

You must be a bit testy after that

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