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By Secondplace - 24/06/2016 02:26 - United States - Laurel

Today, he texted his ex back while he was inside me. Still thrusting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 483
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if he was texting during sex then 1) you don't matter to him and 2) it must not have been good sex.

Why is he texting his ex? And I would be questioning if you are his top priority or not. But I venture a guess and say no. Sorry OP

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Why is he texting his ex? And I would be questioning if you are his top priority or not. But I venture a guess and say no. Sorry OP

if he was texting during sex then 1) you don't matter to him and 2) it must not have been good sex.

Yawn.... Light up a cigarette... Ask him if he's finished.. But get out of there

I would be pissed regardless who it was. Put your damn phone away. If your hands are that bored it's not hard to find something else to play with.

Agreed. There are many much better things to do with hands during intercourse.

It's already a red flag that he's keeping contact with an ex, let alone putting their conversation over you. I normally wouldn't advise this unless there's other ways, but dump that ******* idiot. Or, you can wait until the next time you have sex, where you can start texting an ex.