Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML

by PerfectBoyfriend / 06/07/2016 at 12:38pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Intimacy

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  • I'm really not sure how she could mistake brushing teeth with masturbating... Maybe if you were a girl I could understand, but otherwise I'm just confused by the whole thing.

    On another note, are you not allowed to masturbate? That's a weird situation in itself.

    #4 - On 06/07/2016 at 8:43pm by arano

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  • Maybe you should stop using that electric toothbrush and moaning loudly in pleasure. I know brushing teeth is nearly orgasmic, but come on.

    #2 - On 06/07/2016 at 8:40pm by Welshite

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