Intimacy: Today, I was looking through my mom's suitcase for a brush but...

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By Scarred for life - 01/06/2016 03:33 - United States

Today, I was looking through my mom's suitcase for a brush but I found her dildo instead. FML

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smallandroid 26

Wednesday 1 June 2016 21:18

OP might have asked their mom for a brush and the mom said to go look in the suitcase, forgetting about the *****.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 1 June 2016 23:27

If she told you, "dildon't look through my suitcase," this is a YDI.

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Hamedar 7

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:19

nah you deserve that. don't go through other people's stuff. besides she's an adult and allowed her fun.

smallandroid 26

Wednesday 1 June 2016 21:18

OP might have asked their mom for a brush and the mom said to go look in the suitcase, forgetting about the *****.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 1 June 2016 23:27

If she told you, "dildon't look through my suitcase," this is a YDI.

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