Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML

by thundermoo / 05/27/2016 at 12:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

    #6 - On 05/27/2016 at 8:58pm by Dusty_Cups

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  • Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

    #1 - On 05/27/2016 at 8:52pm by 1991stealth

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