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By echarlotte - 22/05/2016 12:25 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, a guy was trying to sext me while I watched a horror movie. I told him I wasn't in the mood because I was scared of the monster in the movie, and he proceeded to describe himself killing the monster while performing sexual acts with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 548
You deserved it 55

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You've got to give him points for creativity.

DeadxManxWalking 27

that's rather slightly selfish and sweet at the same time

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DeadxManxWalking 27

that's rather slightly selfish and sweet at the same time

You've got to give him points for creativity.

don't do phone sex you might get hearing aids

Hows he gonna perform sexual acts and kill a demon? Is he gonna take a bat and hit him in the head with you dangling off his dick?