Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
by unboned / 05/11/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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*Looks at location* Yup.
#3 - On 05/11/2016 at 6:37pm by TheGolfGTI
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Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?
#1 - On 05/11/2016 at 6:36pm by EnderNutt
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