Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend had to get all his photos and contacts transferred... - FML

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By anon - 05/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Ashland

Today, my boyfriend had to get all his photos and contacts transferred at his phone store. It stopped loading when it got to his "nudes folder". The photo that popped up, wasn't mine. FML.

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Selene6996 12

Friday 6 May 2016 19:35

Dump him asap

CraZCanuck 13

Monday 9 May 2016 6:50

I know it's not cool of the boyfriend to be keeping nudes of girls who aren't their gf, but seriously! This would all be averted if nudes—in general—were avoided. If you really want to see someone naked so badly... Just do it in person....

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beanie_blues 9

Friday 6 May 2016 4:53

dump his sorry ass!

Selene6996 12

Friday 6 May 2016 19:35

Dump him asap

CraZCanuck 13

Monday 9 May 2016 6:50

I know it's not cool of the boyfriend to be keeping nudes of girls who aren't their gf, but seriously! This would all be averted if nudes—in general—were avoided. If you really want to see someone naked so badly... Just do it in person....

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