Intimacy: Today, I walked 10 minutes in the rain to help my neighbor with... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 00:19 - United States - Winchester

Today, I walked 10 minutes in the rain to help my neighbor with his homework like I do every week. However, today he did not have any homework. Not only did I have to walk back 10 minutes in the rain but my sister is not answering the door and I don't have a key. FML.

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