Intimacy: Today I walked in on my parents. I know, it happens to everyone... - FML

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By Meow_lol - 02/05/2016 23:53 - United States - Springfield

Today I walked in on my parents. I know, it happens to everyone but this was different. My mom was in all leather except the boobs and pussy had been cut out of the costume and my dad was in nothing but a Zorro mask. He was boning her in the pussy doggy-style. My dad is 50 and mom is 40. FML

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midjigirl 13

Tuesday 3 May 2016 14:00

You talk about your mother like that? Gross

nukey24 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:23

That was super awkward and over all weird to read.

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midjigirl 13

Tuesday 3 May 2016 14:00

You talk about your mother like that? Gross

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:25

Knock next time.

nukey24 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:23

That was super awkward and over all weird to read.

ryannstevenn 11

Tuesday 3 May 2016 23:33

You could have made that a bit more comfortable to read. Especially when speaking of your mother.

Spongegirlcs 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 2:21

Sorry about that. *snort*

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